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  • Not being from the area, and having just gone to the Zoo, my group of friends and I tried looking for the closest place that had good reviews. This place seemed to win, but I have absolutely no idea why. From the minute we walked in, I had an idea what type of service we'd receive. The waitress apparently said "sit down anywhere on the left side", but with the crappy ass music they were playing at a pretty high volume for an empty bar (it was 5pm with 3 other people in there) we heard "sit anywhere you'd like". So we did. Then we hear "did you guys pretend not to hear? I said anywhere on the left. It's fine now, just for future reference". Future? You're lucky we were starving and tired from walking all day or we would have left. Not like your sofas were comfy at all. They were tacky and broken into. My ass hasn't been that strained and in pain since that trip to the bathhouse (that never happened..) Now, I love chicken pot pie. And having read the menu for awhile, and noticing everything said "fresh" and "home made", I was excited. So I ordered it. My friends ordered some bangers and mash, and chicken fingers, and some wings. The food comes... Not only was my pot pie burnt on the sides, but it wasn't home made. It was obviously a Swanson pot pie you can pie for a buck at the grocery store. How can you even get away with writing "home made" and "fresh" - just because you threw it in your oven doesn't make it home made. The fries were..well, fries. They were decent. You can't really mess fries up. But they weren't top knotch or anything. Obviously also frozen. My disappointment grew with every bite I took. The bangers and mash had frozen pees and boxed mash potatoes - fresh and home made my Irish ass (Im not Irish, but it seemed fitting). Apparently this place has Karaoke days and is a cool hang out for regulars, which I assume are the people that only go for booze since you can't completely mess that up. And maybe if you're all boozed up, you don't notice how unfresh and terrible the food is. Who knows - maybe that's pretty genius. If you want to come to this place, eat before hand. There's a Mcdonalds near by and a pizza place right next door -then come here to pretend you can sing and entertain the grumpy servers who obviously hate their lives for working here..
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