Overall, this place is a 2 of 5 (or a 4 of 10 ;). To break it down, the price of the food alone would allow this establishment to be a 9.6 out of 10 (or a 4.8 out of 5) strictly based on the fact that a meal costs as much as half a pack of darts (amiright?).
Where El Furni falls short is in the ambiance, the clientele, and the price of drinks. This Alt-Bro HQ has a Whistler feel (not necessarily a good thing). I was going to rant about the staff, but they're all flames.