Your buds suck. Why would a lemon OG strain taste bitter instead of like weed? Hmmm
Why did the most aromatic strains in the store that these idiots always recommend no matter where I go,. smell exactly like perfumed nutrient lines? Hmmm
Why does every other strain smell like milk, or peanut shells, and taste like greased up rotten tree stumps and peanut shells instead of like weed? Hmmmm.
To anyone who doubts me: whats your favorite terpene, and why? What's your favorite phenol? What's your favorite flavinoid? What's your favorite thc variant? What's your favorite isomer of that variant? Just what I thought.. Youve been missing out, playing pretend and being poisoned in the process. No wonder stupidity is rampant in this industry they've done smoked so much contaminated sub-reggie bud its all they know.
Oh by the way my favorite terpene is d3-carene. Why? Because it keeps the salty desert sweat from dripping in your eyes. Wow, wouldn't that be nice? To actually get what youre paying for when you buy these supposed 'strains' that offer literally nothing in the way of promoting well being? Plenty of nice strain names on the jars, and they're all a laugh in the face of anyone who's planted or harvested a single cutting of the real deal before. Where's the cotton mouth? Why is my mouth watering up when I take a hit? Why do I have to spit in the sink after vaping your rotten peanut shell bud? It's dirty garbage and you know it. All the customers know it
Never seen such depressed people buy weed before. The dispensary industry is a joke that ain't funny. No one ever left my house all depressed with a sack of dank. Thats a dispensary phenomenon and I m telling it like it is.
Dispensaries have taken what I know and love and made an utter mockery of it. Damn you all to hell!