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  • TERRIBLE!! I don't know how this place has 5 stars on Yelp! I think it is all fluffy reviews. I fell for the trap....Do not go here! My fiance and I did their website coupon of $55 for a couples massage. The man that massaged me did the WORST JOB I've ever experience or could have imagined. Where to begin? First, his hands were rough, calloused and unpleasant on my skin. Second, they reeked for cigarette smoke. The whole massage all I could smell was smoke. GROSS! When he messaged my face all I could smell were his nasty fingers. Third, he failed to use any lotion/oil when messaging my head/scalp and face. The friction was unbearable! I was in pain....literal pain. He cranked my head from side to side and dug his hands into my back. I felt like I was being attacked by a bear!! Also the lotion they use is this awful generic liquidy lotion. Does not smell good or feel good! It dried out my skin. He never asked me how the pressure was either! In fact, it was horrible in that it was so harsh I had to ask him to lighten his touch. He said he did but he didn't. Then he messaged my back. The only good thing about this message was the hot stones that were used on my back. However, he left the stones on without moving them around fast enough that I felt my back was burning! I left the massage feeling utterly terrible!! Not only because I spent 55 bucks on a horrible experience but because my body felt like crap!! My body felt like it had been hit by a truck--like when you have the flu and you're sick. I woke up the next day with a crick in my neck, inability to turn it left or right. My body did not recovery for a full week! My Fiance had a woman massage him and he said it was "good" but wouldn't rave about it. Do not go here.... or if you do...don't get massaged by the man...ask for a woman.
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