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  • Walk the other way, just walk right the hell the other way... Here was how this played out. Oktoberfest a few days ago. Starting the night off. I walk past this place and see a place that sells a slice of pizza for $1.99. Good, right? No. me: "Hi, one slice of pizza please" guy: "you buy drink with it, 4 dollars." me: "no, just one slice of pizza" guy: "we do not sell one slice, you have to buy a drink. 4 dollars" I should have pulled a flag on this play at this point, but knowing I was going to be drinking I move forward wanting food in me. Not a wise move. me: "so, I can't buy one slice?" guy: "no, you buy a drink with slice, 4 dollars." me: "It doesn't say that anywhere on the menu or walls" guy: "No, do not sell one slice. me: "what the... O.K., give me 2 slices of pizza" guy: "you buy two slices then." me: "yes, Jesus Christ, yes" guy: "toppings?" me: "no, no toppings. cheese." guy: "we have toppings." what is this guy, fucking deaf? me: "no thanks" I give him the money. guy: "it take 10 minutes, you wait." I don't think they run the air conditioner in this place, so I wait outside. Pizza comes out. Tastes like absolute crap. I eat it outside because in September in Chandler Arizona it is cooler outside then inside this place. I think they had the thermostat set to "HELL" Guy working or running the place comes outside and stares me down as I am eating. I'm sure if you want to eat here you can check the dumpster for plenty of slices to try beforehand to avoid having to pay for one. Excuse me, avoid having to pay for two. However after what I had served to me I'm pretty sure they will beat you to the garbage cans and sell it back to some other unsuspecting soul. I was the only one dumb enough to finish all the food. Wouldn't eat here if there was a natural disaster and this place was the last to be ransacked for provisions. I'd keep walking. FAIL.
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