Where to start, my girlfriend and I recently visited porcellis on a Wednesday night to celebrate an anniversary. As soon as we walked in I knew we should have walked right back out. The hostess/bartender found the need to tell us that food would take at least a half an hour, then after we were sat we waited about ten minutes for our server to take a drink order. As I read the menu and waited for my drink I quickly realized that we would had been better off staying home. When the grilled salmon is priced higher on your menu then the lobster ravioli something smells fishy and it was the fake lobster. My chicken marsalla didn't fair any better, overcooked pasta and chicken, store bought bacon bits and not a bit of seasoning. To cap the night off I had to go and find my sever when we where ready to leave, this place is a joke and should be ashamed to call what they serve as food.