If you like flavor with your food, avoid this place. I'm just letting the world know if I'm not at work tomorrow, I'm probably dead from food poisoning. Tell my mother I love her. Hard to continue by saying all jokes aside, because this place is the joke. No but seriously though, the absolute worst Chinese food I've ever had in my life. As much as I loath yelp, and how much I do not care about anyone else's opinion of food, AT ALL, this time I so wish I did take a look.