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  • this is one of my favorite restaurants in the whole world. the food is so cheap and its pretty ok! the bbq pork gave me diarrhea once but lots of things give me diarrhea so dont blame the ba le. the tofu tomato sandwich is a 10/10. get it srs. stay tooned to the end for the biggest best most fun thing btw, the most important thing for u to read is towards the end so jsut bear with me the ladies who work there, are grouchy as hell. there are two older chinese women i see everytime i go there and theyre never nice to me. i love them. i like to drop them some change into their 1foot translucent pink piggy bank. the restaurant is like "french" themed so they have 3 eiffel tower things in there. the seating is probably some of my favorite seating in any restaurant ever. its hilarious, cute. the atmosphere is comforting. there are mirrrors and plants that REAlly liven the place up. they really make all the difference. today for the first time i experienced the bathroom. one of the best and worst experiences of my life. the stairway was dark and narrow. very halloweeny. the lights were off and i had to search for them myself. entry into the basement. something out of a horror movie very sparse large kitchen supplies placed sporadically around the expansive basement. half of basement hidden from the human eye by sheets. not sure whats could be aroudn there truly scary. walk toward the bathroom door. its the tiniest door in the world- and enter into a paradise of luxury, paranoia, splendor, serenity. this is my favorite place in all of the universe. the bathroom at ba le. it's phenominal, majestic. as you enter you wont be able to stand up straight because the ceilings are so short. its a very psychadelic experience inside this bathroom let me tell you. the floor has a massive slant to it so your spacial perception is really being fricked with and it feels lik ur turnt. all. the. way. up. there are two red and silver stools in htere that are sooooo cool. the toilet is like inset into the wall like half the tank is inside the wall i LOVEe it gorgeous. strips of drywall are hanging from teh ceiling. there is a soft buzz from teh AC. two tiny paintings of cherry blossoms. there was a no smoking thing on the door and i really understand why bc i never want to be anyway that isnt this bathroom but i alos know if i spend more than 10 mins in here i will slip into severe paranoia and fear for the rest of all time. i hit my head on the way out.
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