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| - I had a bad time at this place. But I have to tell the truth: plenty of gorgeous girls to look at. That's about the only good thing here.
I did not appreciate the fact that they'll give you a free limo ride to the place, but not a free limo ride back to your hotel. I *walked* back when I had had enough, thank you very much.
They let in way too many people - the place was horribly crowded at 2am, as crowded as any nightclub I've ever been to in L.A., where it's practically standing-room-only, where you really have to fight your way through the crowd, like a school of salmon fighting their way upriver to spawn.
The club is nicely-designed - if it were less crowded it would have been a pleasure to explore all the many different nooks and crannies. There appear to be a wide variety of different VIP rooms and there are lots of provisions for group parties. But as crowded as it was, it seemed that there were people waiting in line - strippers standing next to their clients - for spaces to do lap dances in. That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. And it was a struggle just to get a drink at the bar. You couldn't sit anywhere, and you couldn't stand hardly anywhere because asshole bouncers were flashing their damn flashlights at you to get you to move along, like cops at a traffic accident.
Also, as crowded as the place was, in spite of the cleaning staff's diligent efforts, the place had a dirty feel to it.
The other thing is that there are a lot of "civilians" at this place - men with their dates, or even groups of single girls dressed up for a night of clubbing. I dunno about this. If this is the new cool place for party people to hang out, okay. I really don't understand it. If I am out with a special lady, I want to focus my attention on her. But that's besides the point of this review. I do honestly think that these people detract from the strip club experience. I go to these places because I actually want to meet strippers and get lap dances from one stripper that I like the most that night.
I have to say I have no sympathy for anyone who lets themself get ripped off at a strip club while intoxicated. That kind of thing you only happens when you bring it upon yourself. Never sign a charge slip you don't agree with! Don't let them push you around! And don't be dumb: you probably shouldn't get drunk off your ass and then show up at a place like this. It's called a gentlemen's club, so act like it.
I'd say the only good reason to go here would be for a bachelor party or some other group activity, where you just want to ogle beautiful women but don't really want to talk to them or get lap dances. This place is not a comfortable place for that.
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