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  • Hadn't been here since I was under age and we used to pop by for a few drinks and Karaoke....a long long time ago. Now, I feel as though I've been transported to Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmare's, I can't shake the English accent and the only thing keeping me laughing is the stories my son is telling us about his outdoor camp he's returned from. We ordered as described on the menu... 1. French fries 2. Mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce. 3. 28 oven baked wings, medium. French fries arrived and they looked like shards of cardboard with some ugly and discustingly tasting garnish on them. The Heinz ketchup wasn't Heinz at all but some topped up crap, and the malt vinegar tasted like shit. Mozzarella sticks came, all 5 of them for $10.95, kids bit into them and said they had a strange taste, I suggested they try the marinara even though it looked chunky, my kids kept trying to dip them but the mozzarella sticks kept bouncing off the top, I place my fork in only to find it was a small container of FROZEN salsa, discusting. Now, the piece de la resistance...WINGS. They arrived, big, very big in fact, however something looked wrong as a clear juice collected on the plate, they had grill mark's but noting to indicate Medium wings at all. My wife was the first to take a bite and the look on her face said it all, I looked at my son and burst out laughing thinking about the terrible food he had while camping and this was suppose to be"The good meal" upon his return. I ate one, then another and fought to eat one last one before tapping out, thank god for alcohol. From what I could see that had been boiled in water and thown on a grill, no taste what so ever, well in fact whatever taste there was was very displeasing to the pallet. Even the waitress kept walking by and looking at the table, but at the end wouldn't even ask if we enjoyed the meal...NOT! I really wanted to say something but my wife asked that I not, pay the bill and go home for leftovers. Well in fact, this is the longest review I have ever done, but this is more a warning to others not to eat hear unless you are training for Fear Factor. Bill with tip came to around $90. With tip, wasn't her fault, but wouldn't return. I'm also being forced to give a star when in fact there shouldn't be one at all.
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