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| - We had a Groupon for this place- if we didn't pay so little for a place to stay, I would have been really upset.
When you walk in it looks and feels like a sleazy lounge, you know, the kind that looks like it's trying too hard to be both classy, sexy, and modern? The kind you might find at a real swanky strip club? That's what it feels like. Speaking of strip club, there's one within walking distance. And then a few more in the vicinity too. So, if you're into that sort of thing, this hotel should be your Mecca.
Only one person working Reception during prime checkin hours on a Friday, so the wait for our room took a while.
Elevator was super brightly lit and had a very large photo of a hamburger.
Room was odd, dirty. Light switch on room entry doesn't work. Couch looked dilapidated. It was also oddly positioned with the wardrobe so that even if you did want you use it, only a portion of it was available. Toilet seat loose, better sit carefully. Not enough hooks to hang more than 1 towel at a time.
All overlookable for what we paid. However, there was some sort of snack food imbedded in the carpet as well as a used tissue peeking out from under the couch. I nicely mentioned to the receptionist the next morning of the issue and asked if housekeeping could vacuum and remove the snot rag. She wrote down my room number and said it would be taken care of. When we returned late that night, the bed was made, trash removed and towels replaced, but no vacuuming, no tissue removal.
On the plus, the bed was comfortable, large fridge and microwave in the room.
This is a very strange place. I got the heebie jeebies immediately, and it lasted the whole stay.
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