Blah! Have you ever had something so bad that it makes you want to throw up in your mouth? Well, if not, the Elephant Bar can help you with that!
Don't settle for the seats by the kitchen because it is like being in the kitchen unless you have hearing difficulties! If you close your eyes, it's almost like someone is constantly playing the drums (with pans) right behind your ears.
The food is mediocre at best. I had the seafood salad (or whatever they call it) which tasted like a dried up crab. For the record, I've never had a dried up crab, but I think it tasted like that, especially since I got a crab ligament stuck in my throat. The half sandwich, soup, and fries is a much safer play.
I do like the decor though. It is like being on an African Safari. However, it was not enough to mask the shortfalls...