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  • Saturday night and I was going to turn in early (well, early for me), but this was on the way home and I'd never been so my friends easily convinced me. I never realized this place was so hoppin' at night. Actually, I never really noticed this place at all. There were a lot of hipster types and people with great personal style. It was very hard to differentiate between the gay guys and the straight guys. Usually, the straight guys don't know how to dress so it's easy to tell them apart, no offense straight guys. Can you tell that I really enjoy it when people express themselves through their clothes? Plus, it made for a fun game with my two gay companions. There was a cute guy at the end of the bar and I just couldn't figure out who he'd be into more. I decided to go find out, but as I approached him I notice he had one of those rings in his nose like a bull would have. Maybe this is wrong, but that freaked me out and my internal voice screamed abort, abort! It's sad how something so trivial can be a deal breaker. I'm just not into anything that hangs out with snot. Anyway, the place is split into sections with a bar on one side and a dance floor on the other. The bar is against one wall and there is a flat screen streaming live video of the dance floor. The bartenders were really great, and might I add partially naked. I like a little eye candy with my vodka. It was also pretty cheap compared to what I'm used to paying for Kettle One. It was about $6 instead of $10. It was a weird combination of neighborhood bar meets Scottsdale dance club. I spent most of the night in the bar, but did find myself dancing to a few songs. While surrounded by gyrating green laser beams, I spotted Mr. Nose Ring and decided that he would probably not be into me based on the way he was dancing. I really need to stop making assumptions about people. There could be a straight man out there who both knows how to dress and how to dance. I hear they also have live bands. I'm not sure what vibe this place gave me, but it was different than my usual scene and I liked that. It had sort of an underground, Euro hip, 1960's parent's basement, sneakers with dresses, member's only jacket, ambiguous looking males, 90's rave, and Cheers feel all combined into one. Does that help paint a picture? Did that even make sense?
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