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  • A friend and I visited Bar Louie on a Tuesday evening because I'd heard the "dollar burger" deal was worthwhile. The burger deal was pretty decent, and it's the reason I'm giving this place two stars instead of one. Let's start with the location. This is a bar in the middle of Legacy Village, the suburban monstrosity sometimes comically referred to as a 'lifestyle center'. I walked in the door at 6pm. The place just felt so completely suburban, corporate and generic. All the seats at the main bar were taken. I grabbed a seat at the secondary bar. My friend arrived five minutes later. The stools were about six inches too short and had no backs for me to hang my coat. My friend and I felt like children sitting at the 'adult table' for the first time. Our bartender was dressed about half-naked, with a short jean skirt and two-sizes too small tanktop. This in spite of the fact that it was the dead of winter, with 30 degree air and a half foot of snow piled up right outside the door. Don't be fooled. Skimpy outfits and stellar service do not go hand-in-hand. Nevertheless, the beers on tap are very run-of-the-mill. I asked what Great Lakes brews they had; the bartender said Dortmunder and Conway's Irish Ale. I ordered a Conway's. She brought me an Eliot Ness, which was actually what they had on tap. But not huge deal, I like Eliot Ness just fine. She then proceeded to botch my friend's drink order as well. There were TVs all over the bar, all tuned to the same station (ESPN). Some of the TVs were connected with HD, others were not; so half the TVs were five seconds delayed - a huge pet peeve of mine in bars with TVs. One great thing about Cleveland and Cleveland Heights is that there are so many great and unique bars. Amazingly, despite the complete lack of unique character, this still managed to be one of the more pretentious bars I've been to around Cleveland. I'm sorry, but corporate chain bars are just are not my style.
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