I'm not sure that anyone who's ever had a baby can ever fit into an Urban Outfitters shirt appropriately. Too low-cut and clingy. And the more forgiving shirts are too pricey. No thanks!
I used to go to Urban Outfitters back in "the day"...like 10+ years ago. Back then I was sort of able to get stuff that looked okay. They had a bunch of Reality Bites-era dresses that looked cute paired with Doc Martens. Now it's sort of just like Anthropologie threw away their leftovers. Whatevs.