One star, only because negative isn't a allowed.
You'll wait. A long time.
The staff is sweet and efficient, with broken smiles and trembling hands, much like a beaten spouse. That's because the owner treats them similarly - talking down to them and correcting them in public.
You'll pay more than advertised. Staff works for slave wages and tips and is hungry.
Brides: you will be sweating. Owner refuses to fix AC.
Sober people: you will notice just how disgusting, dirty and ill-repaired this place is. The bathroom door does not even close.
Friends: The owner is anti-gay. She and her freak son (who is one of the ministers) will proudly tell you so. Employees who are "outed" are summarily fired. I witnessed this.
Vegas may be cheesy, but it's better than this.