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  • We had bought each other the double massage and steam room on a weekend, we were very excited and hugely disappointed. The attendent told us that the steam room had hot parts that were very dangerous, it was dark, and you couldn't see where the dangerous parts were, one of us opted out immediately, the other stayed in and barely got out. The heat was turned way, way up and there was no way to control it. She had said that the shower was cold, but it was actually cold and hot, so I burned myself on that. But I did miss whatever the dangerous hot part was. We were supposed to have the double massage room to privately wait in when the service was described to us, but instead it was occupied. So we were in the public waiting room and I was uncomfortable, because I am larger and my robe was too small. The attendant kept insisting it fit me when it clearly didn't. So I am in a public place with mixed sexes, unsure my robe closes and so warm from the steam room of death, I am starting to feel sick. We then waited for 45 mintues, the deal had been a 20 minute steam room with hour massages, so I don't know why we had this long wait. We had carefully picked out people to do our masages, one had quit by the time we got there. The other one, who I had picked, insisted that she was working on my partner, not me. At that point, we were done. We left, the owner was supposed to call us, and he never did. We wasted an incredible amount of money for nothing. My partner said that the whole place was creepy, I was intially taken in by the new age hype, don't be.
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