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dateCreated	2008-10-27 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Tommy's Restaurant
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rev:rating	3 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	I must whisper this review to you. For were the Greater Cleveland area about to hear the three words I shall utter into the shell-like curves of your ear, I would be lynched - strung from the rafters, torn to shreds, my bones burnt to embers. And those words are this: Tommy's is overrated. For some reason, Tommy's has acquired a cult of personality in the Land of Cleve that baffles me. Don't get me wrong, it's a perfectly good restaurant. If you're looking for milkshakes, it has the best in town. But the food? Is merely okay. It's heavy on vegan-friendly food, and the whole place looks like a hippie with a cleaning fetish opened up a diner ... So if you're looking for your macrobiotic sprout pita, you're probably so grateful to find a place that doesn't spit meat juice in your eye that you'll happily proclaim it the second coming of a vegetarian Christ. The rest of us, though? The menu is awkwardly repetitive - you know the way Taco Bell takes lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, chicken, and beef, and tries to convince us that they have A THOUSAND OPTIONS? Yeah, it's like that. The menu is gigantic, until you realize that about ten of the choices all boil down to "this is a pita-hummus thing with sprouts, this is without, this has peppers added." And the food is... Well, bland. Given what you pay for the privilege, it's oddly heavy on grain tastes, and the hummus isn't even as good as the dearly-departed SAJ. Also, you have precisely three chances to talk to your waitress: When she takes your order, when she brings the food - and, twenty years later, when she brings the bill. If you want, say, a refill on your water, you'd better bring a flare gun, because Tommy's is busy and does not break stride for mere customers. Still, their milkshakes are to die for. They probably ask the cows really nicely for the milk, and get cream. Silly hippies.
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rev:reviewer	Ferrett

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