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  • Professional and admirable work is done here. These guys were born in a village where the local industries are sewing machine making and tailoring. They descend from a long line of tailors and seamstresses. Legend has it that the first tailor in human history took, for his wife, the best seamstress alive at that time. They made three beautiful babies. The first grew up to build the first mechanical sewing machine, and in fact this invention is what inspired Tesla to bring alternating current to this planet. The second grew up to become the greatest textile maker and trader in human history. At one point, his cloth was of such quality that all wars were ended out of fear of ripping soldiers' beautiful uniforms and so peace returned to earth for over 150 years. But mankind's aggression naturally resurfaced again in history and wars were again fought once the secrets of divine textile making fell away from this earth. The Third grew up to take over the tailor and seamstress business. It was said that they sewed garments so well that the unity between the pieces of fabric was infectious and spread to the lives of the people who wore them. They healed marriages, families and whole communities of pain and shame simply by sew, sew, sewing. The entire staff at Magic Tailor all descend from this Third Child. They will not hire anyone who cannot prove their lineage and direct descent from this third child. Need I say more? Seriously, they're excellent. if you happen to be located near the Shops at Steeles and 404, there is another descendant of The Third Child operating another establishment of equal quality called Fit'N'Stitch. I recommend both of these fine establishments highly. Go make your suits and casual clothes fit better. I dare you... I'll even use reverse psychology on you: "I bet you can't get your clothes to fit better by visiting the descendants of The Third Child....." Hahaha! Got 'eeem!! Got 'em now. In my trap.... so smart.....
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