I get upset when I order something super bad for me and it isn't good. Like when I ordered the "Sweet Cheesus" sandwich at SkinnyFATS, which could also be called "Bad Philly Cheesesteak"-- I was expecting it to be awesome. Griddled beef and onions on a toasty roll smothered with cheese? How could that NOT be awesome? Well, somehow the masterminds at SkinnyFATS made it not awesome and then they did it again with the salad and my husband's sandwich and my friend's sandwich and my other friend's sandwich. Not sure why all the positive reviews. And while I'm being honest here, WTF IS UP WITH THE MENU?!? The menu item names are not clever, confusing AF and made it extraordinarily difficult to peruse as a hungover person trying to get TF outta Vegas. The "Turnip Taco" has not a trace of turnip, but rather filet mignon. "TOMato Cruise" is the name of the tomato soup? Why? Please TELL ME WHY because I've literally been thinking about it since I ate there like 3 months ago. Would you like to order the "Chickhumm"? No, me neither because that sounds like a drunk person's idea of a name for a chicken and hummus sandwich. And it also sounds disgusting.
The oatmeal cookie was good though.