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| - A truly horrific experience.
You'll enter planning to buy some tomatoes*, but look, they're all gone. You find a flyer and look through it and see that canned tomatoes are on sale. You head to that aisle only to find out that those canned tomatoes** have been raided and dust (really) has settled on the shelves where the cans used to be. You locate a staff member... you locate a staff member... you locate a staff member... oh, hi, they finally have acknowledged you. You ask about the fresh tomatoes that are out of stock, but the staff member doesn't know when they're in. You were going to ask about the canned tomatoes, but at this point, it's not worth it. You end up leaving your basket of groceries by the help desk. You sigh, knowing you'll have to come back later because it's a very convenient location. Rinse, repeat. If you've walked by, you'll notice that no one ever smiles while shopping here. Shopping for groceries is supposed to be a fun, rewarding experience... not the closest thing to Hell on this green earth.
* replace tomatoes with any meat, dairy, or produce product (during my last visit, they were out of tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, and cheap, plain yogurt, but surprisingly, they weren't out of the marked-up-yet-on-sale fancy probiotic stuff)
** replace canned tomatoes with anything that's on sale
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