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  • Beautiful, sexy, red interior makes you feel like a pimp. Sexy music too. The real reason this gets 5 stars is my experience here, however. I stumbled in late at night while my comrad continued to LOSE at poker upstairs. Inbetween my new guy friends, we simultaneously looked at the bar and happened to see ANDY EFFING DICK falling over on himself. So we screamed "Andy! Andy! Come sit with us!" To our surprise, he did. The boys started screaming hilarious stuff like, "Andy! I loved your work in Blond Ambition. Would you ever consider being on The Wire?" "What's The Wire?" "A Show on HBO" "Oh. Sure." "How are you?" "Ask me seriously." "How are you?" "I used to say I've been better, now I say I'm six feet above ground." "What are you doing here?" "Money." "How does it feel to know that four of these guys want to be on your cock right now?" "Pretty good, I guess." Moments later, a fat girl came running over. "OMG! Andy! Andy!" It's my bachelorette party! Will you take off your underwear and give them to me?" To which he doesn't reply, but merely sticks his hand down the front of his pants and within two minutes has managed to rip his underwear so that it appears to mimick the scene in Zoolander where Hansel wins the Walk Off. Andy triumphantly holds his underpants over his head with both hands, and the fat girl squeals, "Can I have them? Please?" And then she grabs them and wears them as a necklace. Classic.
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