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| - Best gambling spot ever. I mean, you could play the slots at the CVS and probably come away with nothing but toothpaste and vague feelings of despair. Or you could play the slots at New York, New York and come away with nothing but weird vertigo when you stumble into a fake downtown brownstone block and worry you've been sucked into a time rip. OR - you could come here, play no slots at all, and come away with killer designer clothes sold by a hilarious woman and her mom who both have great taste. I'd show you what I got, but you'll get jealous, so I won't. Just trust me.
Clothes did run a little small, on average. But on the up side, they have sable coats straight out of Valley of the Dolls, Chanel ankle boots, and the occasional unique, eclectic runway piece. Fitting assistance done by a friendly, velvety bulldog who likes her tummy and ears rubbed.
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