First of all, it was very clear that everybody who worked here absolutely hated their jobs. The four(!) teen hostesses were giving out "you're an idiot" glares to customers like they were candy. When we were finally seated, we actually waited 5 minutes before grabbing menus ourselves. Then the waiter took our drink order and disappeared for 10 minutes to process it. 5 waters and a Coke!
The sounds were ear blistering, too frequent, and accompanied by strange animatronic jungle animals. We were seated upstairs next to a giant gorilla who seemed to be stabbing himself in the stomach with a stick. That's basically how I felt after dropping $30 on a Denny's-caliber steak. This place, holistically, is in my top three worst dinings experiences of all time.