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| - This does not happen often that I completely disagree with the rating of the "masses" but I really struggled to see what's so great about this spot. I have been in the past to a number of spots specializing in throwing literally anything on a burger (peanut butter, chocolate, sardines, etc) and attracting a crowd just because of that. My genuine impression of Rehab was no different.
The decor is junk yard meets a restaurant, but has some recurring themes to it and tries to be badass with the bikes and all. It reminded me a bit of the theme at the Vortex in Atlanta, just not satanic. Stuff like that does not get me excited, but perhaps some people enjoy it. I'll just skip that and go straight to the one darn thing that matters, the food.
Onion Rings were mediocre, but huge. The Fish burger was quite disappointing, the fish itself was tasteless, but the burger was huge. So just picture getting something huge that you aren't really excited about eating. I've had better ingredient quality at airport restaurants. The pretzel bun was kind of cool and the only reason I'd give this spot more than 2 stars. I presume the idea is to eat this thing like an animal, as there was literally no way to fit it in the mouth. I was fine with that. My coworker had one of the beef burgers and was also rather disappointed by the meat quality. If you do come here, I'd suggest doing it more for a beer instead of food. If you want a damn good burger, hit up Relish Bistro at the Phoenician.
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