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| - To Planet Organic,
When I am lazy, you give me vegan frozen pizza and a large selection of yummy deli salads ('cept you have no clue how to make delicious tofu). When I am malnourished, you give me kale and quinoa. When I am baking, you give me Earth Balance for the occasionally reasonable price of $3.99. When I want to blog about vegan luxury products, you have Daiya and Toffutti and other weird things. When I want to look like I am drinking and driving, you give me Virgil's Root Beer. Though a bit pricier than one of your main competitors in the city that I will not name because you obviously know, I like visiting you because you are conveniently situated next to Goodwill where I can be an old lady and lurk pretty little teacups.
Some of your staff have been on the creepy side in the past, but most of them are very friendly and helpful. One time I actually even left my writer's journal with my third most embarrassing moment in it and you called me and returned it to me, and if any of your staff members read it, you didn't even make me THAT uncomfortable.
Yours Truly,
Sarah Louise
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