| rev:text | 	They have all these crazy new offputting rules:
-Donde esta craps table?!?!
-If you spend $17 on a cocktail, shouldn't you be able to get a cup of ice water gratis!?!?!  YES!!!  No, they don't allow this, they want you to faint from heat exhaustion and get drunk quickly.  So I had to pay $8 for a teeny tiny FIJI, the size cocktail girls in the casino give for FREE.  OMG.  
-No complimentary drinks, even if you're gaming, WHAT!!?!?
-If you're not staying in the resort, after exiting the beach club, even if you have a cabana, you will get ushered down the escalator to a separate taxi line, like second class citizens
Never liked this place much to begin with.  Water is too warm, people are a mess and the dance floor is WAY too small.  Music is good. |