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Don't get me wrong, I like a nice hoity-toity place every once in a while. But at my core, I'm just a dude who likes a deal. And deals can be found in Old Henderson ALL...NIGHT....LONG!
On our most recent adventure we went to the El Dorado Casino on Water Street. We had a plan. Play bingo and drink. Then drink some more. Then maybe one more drink. Then still have money to hit up Mickey D's on the way home. Big giant check mark for all categories.
Bingo, $7 per person. Beer purchase #1, $2.50 for a pitcher of Miller Light. I know, read it again. Two doll-hairs and fitty cent for a pitcher. So obviously there was a second, third, and maybe (don't really remember) fourth pitcher. Four-ish pitchers of beer for one Alex Hamilton bill, you know, 10 bucks. That's like hitting a jackpot without the involvement of a gambling device. So even though six of us managed to strike out at bingo, we hit the friggin homerun with cheap beer. And don't worry, if you're not "a pitcher kind of guy" they have $.50 drafts.
Only downfall is the place has a stench of old cigarettes. Kind of old school Vegas, but you may need to burn your clothes when you get home.
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