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  • Ok...Let's get this out of way right now! Anyone who tells you that they go to this place cause they enjoy the coffee is a damn LIAR!!! Is the coffee bad? No, it's not. It's ok. The iced chai I had was a bit too iced to the point of almost being frozen. And the taste was kind of blah. But did that bother me? Not at all. The name of the place is called Bikini Beans Espresso. Notice that coffee is the last thing mentioned in the business name. I guess this place was all on the news when it opened, I had no clue. My girlfriend mentioned it to me after we had breakfast. And being a guy, I couldn't even sugarcoat it and lie about wanting to go and try it out. It was cool how the cup sizes for a drink are actual bra cup sizes. A 16oz is a A cup, 24oz I believe is a B, so on and so forth. I didn't know what to expect when we got to the window. Perhaps some girls in respectable one piece bikinis. To where they look nice enough to still be respected for earning a honest living as barista and not subjected to being sex objects. HHEEELLLLLLOOOOO!!! Man was I wrong! The girl leaned over in a tiny two piece bikini where the top didn't leave much to the imagination. She was very easy on the eyes, they all were which I imagine you have to be if your working at a place like that. She was very professional, nice and friendly. After they took my order the girl told us to pull around to the other side of the building to pick up our order. DOUBLE HHHHHHEEEELLLLLLOOOOO!!!! Were greeted by a backside in bright green bikini bottom that again leaves little to the imagine. As I'm with my girlfriend waiting for my coffee and trying not to stare at this girl who obviously must do squats in her sleep and every time she stops at a red light while driving. She handed me my coffee and was very sweet. That's when my girlfriend leaned over me and told the girl that she had a very nice a$$. Imagine that! My girlfriend not me was the one who couldn't contain her excitement at the eye candy at Bikini Beans Espresso. Of course I will go again. I see that they offer smoothies as well, so I would like to try one of those. The place still needs quite a bit more improvement. I swear it looked like they just had a blender in there and that's it. I'm not sure if the place will last though. People are going for the novelty cause that's not normally something you see. But if the coffee doesn't improve I could see people looking elsewhere for their coffee fix. Unless of course your a high school kid.
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