Okay-I hate going to the dentist as much as anyone. That's why I have chosen to make it as miserable for them as it is for me. I berate them every chance I get. For example, no matter what, I always wear a red shirt when I go to my dentist. "It's so the blood won't show" , I tell them.
If I am feeling particularily naughty I will eat Oreo cookies prior to my cleaning. Afterwards, while looking into a mirror near the technician (and hopefully within ear shot of other patients), I will boast, "Wow you got all the black crud out of my teeth!" Please note; You may substitute a pulled pork sandwich instead.
They also have DVD players at each station so you can watch a movie while your teeth are neatly removed. I like to watch "Strangers with Candy" while I am in the chair. This way I can see someone who has way worse teeth than me. Poor Jerri Blank.
Bottomline is that they are really nice here. They laugh and have a good time while you are under the lights getting drilled on. All in all, good people and nice office. I have been going to them for almost 20 years!