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  • They have been either closed about half of the time I make attempts to go there or they end up being too crowded inside to get a table within a reasonable (30 minutes) amount of time - so I end up going to another breakfast-oriented restaurant such as The Shore, the Coffee Pot, George's Kitchen, or if I want to spend the extra $$$, but not drive as far away -- Sweet Melissa's. I would have never considered writing a semi-harsh review about this place until I tried going on one of their regularly opened dates of Wednesday-- I CHECKED ONLINE TO MAKE SURE BECAUSE BY CHANCE I USUALLY JUST END UP ARRIVING AT THE PLACE ON THEIR ODDLY CLOSED TUESDAY DATE AND HAVE TO TURN AROUND STARVING AND FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO EAT-- to only be greeted by a loose leaf shard of paper that stated "were closed July 10th!" This event created a cascade of memories of how I had to turn away from the Borderline Personality CafĂ© on more than one occasion. The occasion prior to the loose leaf shard of paper incident consisted of an awkward wait in the tiny hallway/doorway area of the restaurant within a frantic line of adults and babies with no place to sit. After waiting about 10 minutes, the waitress (I believe the owner) holding a pot of coffee frantically said she would be with us soon and that it would be a wait, but I wasn't sure what US she was referring to. I realized that there was no system to the "wait for a table" mess after adults with small children started just walking in front of my boyfriend and me --- clearly claiming ownership of the statement "I'll be with YOU soon." This left me glaring with an unaccomplished feeling at the poorly stenciled song lyrics and plastic chairs hugging the restaurant, so I decided to leave the establishment hungry and feeling like an anorexic Carly Simon. Humming the line about coffee clouds in the appropriately stenciled "You're So Vain" song lyric, I decided to eat at home and conclude that Borderline is small, poorly staffed, and disorganized. As other reviewer's state, and from a distant memory of me eating there on a special "I MADE IT IN AND GOT A TABLE" occasion, the breakfast is amazing.
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