Dear Exchange,
Please step up your game. Please be ready to handle the larger volume of customers that comes in September. Please get some better coffee, and some better treats, including food for vegans. Please be more consistent with your food. Today I ordered the Chicken Alkaline Salad with no sprouts to go, and I got it to stay with sprouts, and with no vegetables except for some wilted kale leaves and spinach leaves. The chicken was so dry that I had to drink water to swallow it. Other times your hummus has had so much garlic in it that it was unpleasant to eat. I could go on, but I won't. I'll come back in a few months to see if things have changed.
Sincerely,
someone who hopes that one day we'll have better food on campus