Hair!.......Let's see.....the collard greens dip would have been great without the HAIR!!!!!!!! Noticed the very cheesy strand as I spread the dip on a piece of pita, half way thru the serving. So no telling how much cheesy hair goodness I consumed! Told the waiter who seemed to be bored with my discovery and offered "a little discount".
So surely, the main course would redeem Dish. (Which we visited because it was featured on PBS) But no, my careful inspection of my plate of salmon patties revealed.....you guessed it, HAIR!!!!!!! Have you guys ever heard of a hair net???? I found hair in the mac'n cheese that time. Maybe they should just add it as a side dish. Needless to say I did not eat the food. Same non-concerned response from the waiter.
So to top it off, (no I did not try dessert) the waiter took $2.50 off of our bill. We didn't ask for a discount, he offered and that's what my hairy experience was worth. But I chose not to complain about that little obsurdity because they wont see me there again. IF I WANT TO EAT HAIR, I WILL LICK A HAIRY MAN'S BACK...IT'S THE SAME THING!!!!!