I'm always willing to admit when I'm wrong, which is almost never. "All Star" by Smash Mouth IS actually a work of musical genius, and John Carter IS a cinematic masterpiece. I'll fight you.
Anyway, today I went back to Kaiju and realized that the light, refreshing, and crunchy coleslaw (which I had previously mistakenly asserted should be a green salad) is actually the PERFECT accompaniment to curry. In my case, curry on impeccably-fried fish (now $9.60). Rich, hot curry which we've all established is super ridiculously delicious. So my stupid 4.5 stars should be a 5. I apologize.
My only remaining complaint/suggestion is the eco-hostile use of Styrofoam boxes for dine-in customers.