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  • When I picture the people who work at CPM, I picture of bunch of enormously rotund people, sitting around with Hitler and Beelzebub, devising ways to steal money from college students who are already making negative-money. Here is the brilliant plan they have come up with: lure college students to their apartments that are made of old newspapers or something (those walls and floors are paper thin; I could hear everything anyone in the building did). Make them live a miserable life of being cold, being sleep-deprived due to the tissue-thin walls, and being poor because their rent is really not the lowest in town. Finally, when the students wise up and leave, never EVER send them their security deposit. Make them call many times for OVER A YEAR. Make sure you really kill their spirit over this year so that, when they finally get the security deposit, they won't have any fight left to ask why you randomly deducted hundreds of dollars from an apartment that was left immaculate. CPM, you're a suckface.
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