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| - Thoroughly mediocre. Here's another place where the menu online looks much better than the food actually is.
When you pull into the parking lot, you have to drive all over gravelly rocks. It's fun to reenact a scene from a post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie, but you might not like this as much if you've recently washed your car.
Anyway, it wasn't particularly crowded, but the service was slow. It took some time just to get water, let alone our bar drinks.
So we started with the pimento cheese fries. The fries had a weird texture kinda (I guess overly fried? kinda like bumpy), and the pimento cheese was okay. We had a small clump of chives banished to a corner, but no other chives anywhere. I will eat cheese fries forever, though, so I shamefully ate them all.
I had the Hungover Cyclist, which is a burger between two grilled cheeses. The grilled cheese part was disappointingly flat and greasy without being buttery. They didn't ask how we wanted our burgers, which really bothers me because I DESPISE a well-done burger. These were medium well, I guess, but that's like two settings higher than I like.
I did like my Bloody Mary a lot, and it was cheap. No salt on the rim, though.
So to recap, I didn't love this place and probably won't go back on purpose, but if someone else suggests it, I'm okay eating there.
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