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  • Ha Ha Ha I went on a weekday. But still. It felt nice to be let into one of the "hottest nightclubs in Vegas" formerly featuring Paris Hilton. Especially at my thirty something age with no cover and a quick waive through the door. But once I got in I could not see what all the fuss was about. There was a group of young hot twenty somethings dressed to kill. They were really hot. But walled off/standoffish in their own social circle. The remaining crowd was mostly average Vegas tourists, dressed average. There were ALLOT of desperate unmarried white women in their 30's dancing around like they were still 21 and still "got it goin on". Ha Ha Ha. A couple of these women were eying me like a prize. I guess I actually look good when dressed well in a dark nightclub. Anyways. I could not help but laugh out loud. Seriously? These unmarried thirty something women would have ignored me ten years ago. Ha Ha Ha. I guess that what you get when you party your youth away ladies. Disconnect. Thirty something dancing around like your still a 23 year old college babe in your twenties. Your not. Your old. With suspect mileage. Who knows how many guys you've been with. Yuck ! These thirty something blonde girls up in my face. Hey baby. Here I am. Ha ha ha. Yes. I see you. 30 something. Beauty fading fast. No wedding ring. Dancing around in 20's club. I'm not smiling at you because I'm interested. I'm smiling at you because I'm laughing to myself. Clearly at one time you were young fertile and attractive so you should have closed the marriage deal with a great awesome guy when you had the upper hand. Now I have the upper hand - to ignore you. Sucks doesn't it? Sorry dear. Now I make $$$$$$ and date 10+ years younger. I don't have to date women my own age. So dance off. Ha ha ha. I love laughing at these kinds of women. So funny. Anyways. The club was full of them. It was was dark and small. There was a room in the back with a huge circular "VIP" booth. IT just did not look or feel very appealing. The bouncers inside were glaring at me like they were considering throwing me out as I walked around with a beer in hand with a jerk smirk on my face thinking "This is LAX Nightclub"? Ha Ha Ha. I stayed for a little bit. Then I left. I'm sure it gets slammed packed on the weekends but for how they market themselves this place should be at least half packed on the weekdays. LAX Nightclub was packed with unmarried thirty something women; with that desperate target lock on look in their eyes for one last dance at one of the "hottest nightclubs" in Vegas. Ha Ha Ha. No thanks. This place was really funny. By the way who names a nightclub after an airport? Is it because allot of people from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) regularly fly into Las Vegas (LAS) hence the name LAX? Maybe that's why there were so many unmarried.... fading fast past their physical prime... high mileage used up .. unmarried 30+ white women here? Yup. Makes sense to me.
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