I think I found the only reason to stay or even visit the Monte Carlo.
http://bit.ly/MDJHE1
Why yes, that is a 120 oz Porterhouse cured in bacon for 48 hours. When I saw the damn thing, the only words that I could muster up to descibe this masterpiece was "Meat Tower"
Besides the Meat Tower, other items on the menu looked and smelled just as delicious. The full bar satisfied those who are on liquid diets and the beautiful decor and waitresses kept your mind off being hungy, that is until the Meat Tower came by your table.
I think I just found Ron Swanson's new favorite restaurant. If you don't know who Ron Swanson is, I feel bad for you son.
http://bit.ly/x3SgoJ
OK, maybe you might be at the Monte Carlo to see the Jabbawockeez.
PS. The Meat Tower is meant to be shared.