If this is paradise, I'll stick with the mediocre lifestyle I live from day to day.
Awful, sums up my first impression of the place. I was greeted by a revolving door that looked like the windows hadn't been cleaned since the last time Jimmy Buffet was in town. We were seated at our booth, but before I could slide on in I asked if they would wipe the liquid off of the seat. I went to the bathroom and washed my hands (the bathroom is another story) When I came back, the liquid was still on the seat of the booth. The waitress just sluffed off the fact i was agitated by the lack of customer service. Seriously. How hard is it to wipe off the booth.
The food was decent. Nothing great, but ok. Portions are weak however. You'll probably have to venture across the lot to McDonalds for a Big Mac afterward if you want to be full. A Big Mac would probably be as flavorful as the burgers served here.
What irked me about my trip here was the service. First was the lack of caring when it came to the booth's cleanliness. Second, I never got a refill on my soda. For $2.49, I'm sure jimmy could afford another glass of soda. It took our waitress nearly 10 minutes to collect come back with our bill. It was like they took my debit card and walked to my bank instead of swiping it to collect payment.
They get two stars because I didn't have to choke down the food. However I think I'd rather get in my old car, drive to McDonalds, and risk the chance I get explosive diarrhea before climbing into a sailboat and pointing it toward Cheeseburger In Paradise.