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  • Why are you even scrolling down to read reviews? JUST GO. If you are a first-timer, here are instructions on how to eat here: STEP ONE: If you want to be chingchonglinglong cheap, you should get your butt in line around 2:45pm (depending on what day it is of course) to pay the lunch price and get dinner food. STEP TWO: Sit yourself down in the garden themed rooms and stuff yourself with an unlimited amount of dericious prime rib, mashed potatoes, CREME BRULEE, cocktail shrimp, etc. STEP THREE: When 3:25pm rolls around, stop stuffing yourself and get in line for KING CRAB LEGS. STEP FOUR: While you're in line, do some jumping jacks and lunges to lose some of the food baby. STEP FIVE: Proceed to pile your plate, or plateS, with the fattest, cleanest, freshest, and longest king crab legs you'll ever see. (While you're near the seafood section, stop by and grab some more refill of cocktail shrimp) STEP SIX: Repeat steps 2, 4, and 5 until you LITERALLY cannot walk without looking pregnant anymore. STEP SEVEN: Go clubbing at night to lose the weight and come back the next day! I hope that helped! Enjoy.
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