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| - I gave it a shot based on the Yelp ratings, but this was just awful pizza. It was on par with Little Caesars and Eats-a-Pizza. The crust was hard and overcooked. The toppings slid right off since it was cooked to death and arrived with the center BOILING hot. If your a big fan of cheap frozen pizza, I think you'll love Fatso's Pizza because it's totally reminiscent of Red Baron pizzas you'd find for $5 at Walmart. I'm not going to go deep into what was wrong simply because everything was bad about the darn thing. I ended up just leaving 75% of it there and paying my bill. It's not the waitress fault and I tipped her, but only the old standard of 15% because she was no help making our meal any better. Wouldn't you think she'd offer to take it back, remake it, or offer something better on the menu? Nope, she just looked at us like this was the first time she'd ever heard their pizza was dog food on a hockey puck and went about her way. "Sorry you don't like it" is all we got from her although she seemed to be a nice lady. The wings were baked and that's okay as long as I know that going in, and the menu told us so very clearly (I liked that). Although I definitely prefer fried, these were okay. They were nothing special since they just seemed to be un-doctored hot sauce and butter. My issue with them was that they were tiny, teeny, itsy-bitsy, little baby wings. Seriously, if you're going to charge that much for wings, offer up wings that are at least thicker than the celery sticks. An average person could eat 2-3 dozen without spoiling dinner. All in all, I'd have to say this is a great place if you want a local drunks hangout and high school cafeteria food in one convenient location. I'll not be back.
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