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  • Can all the ladies (and gentlemen) say ohhh yeahhhh, or yasssssssssssssss. Being a pervert man loving bastard that i am, i made a special trip to chippendales during my vegas stay for that dry humping, tank top shredding experience. It was insanely fun, and i was completely sober. Being one of very few dudes in the audience was quite awkward, as the show was heteronormative, which i'm fine with, but i really don't mind getting a lapdance, or penises and butts jiggling in my face, although i don't have to go to chippendales to enjoy such an experience YANAMSAYIN? Hi five. Anyway i had to avoid eye contact when the guys get off the stage for some crowd interaction. I guess they have to keep the fantasy going for them straight girls. The show was a mix of stand up comedy, singing, dancing, acting and of course, stripping. The boys get to showcase their different talents and of course, their lovely tushies and mandingos. They were very good looking, however that chocolate man who was doing the mcing and singing was foinnnee MMM YES LORD. As far as nudity goes, you can see everything but their disco sticks. If you squint really hard and tilt your head a little bit you may be able to sneak a peek at their balls, or may be if you're a thirsty bastard who imagines up stuff he wanna see, like me. 80 mins at Chippendales go by really fast so make sure you grab and grobe at any opportunity if you catch my drift. Lucky ladies get invited on stage for a personal dry humping, touchy touchy and probably full frontal experience. I'm jealous, i really am. Sigh.
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