Is there anything worse than bathing suit shopping in the winter under fluorescent lights? No. No matter how much you love your lady bits (and bless you if you do!), this shiz is rough. Luckily, the Urban Eatery is stocked with A&W and a cornucopia of other junk foods and is housed in the same building.
Junk food fixes bikini woes... right? RIGHT?!
I appreciate that this store exists, and everyone needs bathing suits, but do we all really need patterned triangle bikinis and Hawaiian wraps? Is this the 90's? I'd love to see the buyers stock some cooler vintage looks, or just some more muted colours. Softer lighting? That'd be nice, too.
The staff is very kind, though. They do get that bathing suit shopping is trying. Respect to them.
PEPPER IS PISSED: At society.
8/30