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  • Hur säger man Awesome på svenska? IKEA!!! I absolutely love IKEA! Sure, there are things about IKEA that aren't the greatest, but I just feel too comfortable and excited to care about any of them. The rat-race maze could definitely make an impatient, anal-retentive individual such as myself, implode in T-minus 5. Yes, some of the merch is cheap Chinese crap. It's still akin to Disneyland for me. Whenever I visit Costco...I get the hot dog and a drink combo for a buck fifty. IKEA has a similar deal that's tough to pass up. My biggest attraction to IKEA is that I'm of Swedish descent. Lingonberry jelly to spread on some Lefse, Paj Rabarber for a treat, or Godis Lakrits...IKEA also reminds me of what time the Vikings game starts. Skål Vikings!! While you're shopping at IKEA, you can opt to drop the kiddos at the magical petri dish on the first floor. Your little maniacs will be slap wore out by the time you pick them up. When it's time to leave, I hope your phone battery has retained a good bit of its charge, cuz you'll be in line for a while. If you have your kids with you, have them sing a song really loud. This will either amuse everyone or annoy everyone. Either way...you will be amused. P.S. Don't forget that lint roller you never buy...but know you always need.
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