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| - Open Love Letter To Big Lots
Dear Big Lots,
I love you, because you have everything from furniture, to high end close outs, through home care items and personal grooming needs. You fill my every desire for munchies and international food cravings.
You're large and eclectic and you keep our relationship exciting! I never know what surprises you will have in store for me.
Ooh, you are irresistible, with your competitive pricing, 20% off sales. You make it hard for me to get enough of you, and impossible for me to stay away.
Your intuitive merchandising makes me weak. The well stocked shelves continually meet my every holiday and seasonal need. Your after holiday clearances make weak with anticipation and savings as I stock up for recently passed holiday items in advance for next year.
Breathlessly, I thumb through your circulars and peruse your on line offers. Continually, I run my cart through your aisle, knowing...
I will always come back to you.
Miss you already,
Muah!
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