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  • The place is probably the worst non-Starbucks coffee shop I've ever been to. And I love non-Starbucks coffee shops. The seating is horrible. You have this steampunk cafeteria table with these awful seats with no back support to them. So you literally have to just drink your coffee and leave quickly before you have to see a chiropractor. The sad thing is that everything there is just stupid good too. But I saw one of the employees microwaving the meat in plastic when making the sandwich and I have a huge problem with that when a good bing or google search will show you that burnt plastic causes cancer. The chicken also tastes like a wet sponge. The inside of it looks like a watered down Starbucks. If your idea of a Starbucks alternative is to just make your shop look like a dollar store bootleg of Starbucks then just don't. Also, what is up with that cafeteria table? And the music is flat out horrid as well. Sounds exactly like the music played at Starbucks. How many times I gotta hear that stupid Take Me To Church song in one day? We get it, your child is more likely to get molested at church than anywhere else on the planet. You don't have to tell me, I'm a devout atheist. I personally find it quite pathetic that they can't even get the order right half the time or even remember that I order anything at all. Then they do that upcharge crap. If you're not careful you can end up spending 30 dollars+ on a meal for two. And I can go to a nice restaurant or grill steaks at home for that price. So spending that much on a sandwich I could make at home and a cup of ice with a shot of tea? Never again I also notice that quite a few of the patrons are very sketchy. Although with these prices, you would have to sell coke and have a good hustle to afford this stuff. I came in expecting hipster millennials, got a handful of European immigrants staring at me like I came to the wrong neighborhood. They seemed sketchy because they were wearing windsuits with leather sandals. There was also a guy driving around the parking lot offering to repaint my car. He then asked if I knew where I could get some "black". I had to google what he meant by that. Then there was that one guy with 4 flip phones. Gee, I wonder what he does for a living.
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