It is WRONG to love a burger this much, but the "realness" even impressed my hard-to-impress boyfriend.
I get the all american burger with cheddar instead of american, smash fries, and if I'm up for a caloric splurge - a chocolate shake. You can tell that the smash fries were potatoes very recently, and they're coated in rosemary and sea salt rather than msg. The burger is 3-napkin juicy and it's a REALLY good burger - not a cookie cutter disc with traces of freezer burn still clinging to it. The egg buns are nicely squishy in the middle but still slightly crusty on the outside, and the veggies actually crunch when you bite into them.
And the Haagen Dazs milkshakes? Yeah - those are real too. Clearly blended from real ice cream, and a consistency reminiscent of those childhood specialties that bloomed from mom's blender when something awesome like The Wizard of Oz brought everyone together in front of the tv.
It's kind of a weird, chrome-sterile environment to be eating such a down home meal in... but I recommend eating at the tables along the sidewalk outside - gives it a picnic-like quality.