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  • Care for an anecdote? Hell yes! One time I was going to meet my friend Debra, but --through nobody's fault but my own-- I got mired in a lost cause of a conversation with this nightmare hippie girl by the side of the road. I made up an excuse that this girl that I know was choking on hotwax (or something) , and set to steal my body home in a cab. Now, I can't call one because my cellphone's dead, but luckily there was a black and white coming round the bend. It smelled like nicotine and gravy, not that I was expecting peaches and cream or anything, but the driver was going 1000BPM and it was giving me nausea. We took a ramshackle route, and I seriously thought this would be my farewell ride while shitty elevator music played on the radio. I remember thinking, I should make an emergency exit. This derelict cab driver is going to kill us. Is this soul suckin' jerk fuckin' with my head? But at the end of the day, that's what cabs are like in Toronto. "It's all in your mind," I told myself and lost myself in the static of the radio and the strange apparitions in the window. When I got home, I was inside out and spouting profanity prayers. And he gave me a hassle about using debit. Lord only knows I could be already dead by now. That's why I rely on Beck from now on. Obligatory Title Pun: At your BECK and call. Menu Readability: No complaints. Need to mention: They take debit and credit and appreciate when you call ahead. What this place teaches me about myself: I am a fan of the music of Beck Hansen. Did you notice?
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