Cliffs notes version: HORRIBLE service, check out TERRONI down the same block
Was greeted by the door staff well, I have no complaints with the food went for a margherita pizza, a glass of vino and some gelato after. I was in my happy place until I got so sassed by our server I am still recovering.
I wish I remembered her name but she was a brunette - shoulder length hair, about 5'4 - I feel like I am profiling a criminal but you might thank me later for the headsup. After she brought our bills - there were 3 of us and we did not look derelicte by any means nor were we greasy and ungroomed to say the least - I asked her to split our bills 3 ways to which I essentially got:
"Ummm it would have been really nice if you had told me this before you got your bill and not now and I am sorry but that's not gonna happen" - with the fakiest flakiest smile on her face. I honestly thought she was gonna end that with a JUST KIDDING but that JUST KIDDING never came. So I just put my credit card in and then literally 30 seconds letter she appeared with the bill split - we had not even asked her to do it and I guess she did it anyway and it took like what? no time at all? We are living in the 21st century guys, can do crazy things like splitting a bill 3 ways with computers and stuff.....
So she puts our separate bills down mothering us some more saying - well I did it this time but please remember NEXT time you gotta make sure you ask me before hand
Well frankly my dear - there won't be a next time.
Guys check out Terroni - on Adelaide instead - better food WAY BETTER service