Sam's Club,
You're Costco's less flashy, twin sister in glasses. Underneath, you've got the same genes, just a different package, far less people and much shorter lines. I can only take so many supermarket sweep runs through the nightmare that is Costco while old Summerlin biddies push and shove. After years of yo-yoing back and forth, I've finally accepted that I am willing to give up the bigger selection of Costco for the relative peace of Sam's Club. You can keep your Saturday samples and I'll keep my blood pressure low and enjoy my leisurely stroll down these wide aisles.